
To my wife, I leave my lover, and
the knowledge that I wasn’t the fool that she thought I was.
To my son, I leave the pleasure
of earning a living. For thirty-five years he thought the pleasure was mine. He
was mistaken.
To my daughter, I leave
$100,000.00. She will need it. The only good piece of business her husband ever
did was to marry her.
To my valet I leave the clothes
he was stealing from me for the past ten years.
To my chauffeur I leave my cars.
He almost ruined them and I want him to have the satisfaction of finishing the
job.
And
lastly, to my partner, I leave the suggestion that he take somebody else into
business with him if he ever expects to do any business.
Anon
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