Lawyer’s Telephone message
Please listen to the following five options.
Press 1 to ask how much a standard will costs, only to die 30 years later without getting one.
Press 2 to ask about getting rid of your spouse, only to decide you will give him another chance.
Press 3 for telling your neighbour where to get off and then having to move house as a result.
Press 4 for advice on bankruptcy or guaranteeing your children’s debts and/or both.
Press 5 to sue your enemy for defamation etc., only to be told you cannot afford it.
To speak to a lawyer press “o” and wait.