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I decided on 101 reasons as I didn’t want to depress the entire legal profession by having 1,001.
Paul Brennan, Lawyer, Sunshine Coast, Queensland, Australia

Saturday, October 17, 2009

#. 64. They don't answer our calls quickly enough




Lawyer’s Telephone message

Please listen to the following five options.

Press  1 to ask how much a standard will costs, only to die 30 years later without getting one.

Press  2 to ask about getting rid of your spouse, only to decide you will give him another chance.

Press 3 for telling your neighbour where to get off and then having to move house as a result.

Press 4 for advice on bankruptcy or guaranteeing your children’s debts and/or both.

Press 5   to sue your enemy for defamation etc., only to be told you cannot afford it.          

To speak to a lawyer press “o” and wait.