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I decided on 101 reasons as I didn’t want to depress the entire legal profession by having 1,001.
Paul Brennan, Lawyer, Sunshine Coast, Queensland, Australia

Friday, July 18, 2008

#18 They are breeding





Lonely Hearts



High Court Judge seeks understanding lady for brow beating maybe more.
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Financial Planner (no previous convictions) wltm# well heeled mature (if possible aged) partner.
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Accountant, bald, glasses, nsoh* seeks financially prudent soul mate to share a life which may not be long but will certainly seem so.
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A sole legal practitioner in regional Australia wltm person of their dreams. A knowledge of conveyancing desirable but not essential.
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Senior Partner, who has worked hard to establish a thriving law firm, now wishes to marry. Suitable candidates must be non-lawyers who are prepared to comment on all aspects of the firm decision making process and lord it over the other partners and staff. The right candidate will be supplied with a BMW and a life style which is conducive to sticking their oar in.
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Interested? Please apply in confidence to John Fytit
# wltm Would like to meet.
* nsoh. No sense of humour.



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